The dorm reeked of fertilizer and something vaguely floral. Everywhere you stepped, a sentient bloom craned its neck, spewing botanical insults. This wasn’t just a prank; it was horticultural warfare, and Starfleet Academy had just declared it.

Just three episodes in, and Starfleet Academy appears to have settled into a rhythm. The formula? Revisit a classic Star Trek dilemma but filter it through the lens of youthful misadventures, balancing charm and, well, silliness.
Following a premiere that served up diplomatic tensions alongside young romance, “Vitus Reflux” spotlights a compelling concept: even after Starfleet Academy’s closure due to the Burn, a sister institution—the War College—remained, training officers in military strategy for a more hostile galaxy. As the Federation rebuilds, these two schools now coexist, embodying a debate as old as Starfleet itself: is it a science-driven exploration force, or merely a militarized arm of galactic expansion?
This question isn’t new to Star Trek, and almost certainly will not be the last time it is tackled. It is, however, the first time the debate involves high-stakes phaser tag.
Calica Chaos: Growing Pains and Galactic Games
Think back to your college days. The rivalries, the pranks, the sheer exuberance of youth. “Vitus Reflux” taps into that spirit with gusto.

The re-establishment of the Calica teams—phaser tag, essentially—sets the stage. Add Caleb’s romantic woes (Tarima chose War College, ooph), and you have a recipe for inter-school shenanigans. Pranks become the weapon of choice, each side trying to one-up the other to prove their institution’s superiority.
What is the Calica game in Star Trek?
Think zero-gravity capture the flag with phasers. Calica, as seen in “Vitus Reflux,” blends athleticism with strategy, tasking teams to eliminate opponents while protecting their mascot-defended goal. It’s a game perfectly designed to highlight the contrasting philosophies of Starfleet Academy and the War College.
The episode is rife with youthful energy. From intense gym sessions to the competition between Darem and Genesis to lead the academy’s Calica team, the jock vibe is strong. Cadet Master Thok’s tryout drills? Over-the-top and hilarious.
As pranks escalate, Commander Kelrec and Chancellor Ake get involved. There’s even a funny moment where Ake playfully scolds Kelrec for encouraging the antics. However, the central question about the schools’ coexistence takes a back seat.
Talking Flowers and Existential Dread
I’ve seen friendships forged in stranger places. A late-night diner after a bad breakup. A stalled elevator during a blackout. But a prank war?
First, the students engage in an unsanctioned Calica match. The academy team (with their Lapling mascot, a nod to The Next Generation) struggles against the War College’s military precision. Darem’s leadership stumbles as he vies with Genesis for command. Thok and Reno shut it down, but Chancellor Ake proposes a different approach.
If Calica embodies the War College’s ethos, then Starfleet Academy’s ultimate prank should reflect their science-focused, teamwork-driven ingenuity. The result? Growth-accelerated, talking Vitus Reflux flowers planted in the War College dorms. In short, ecological warfare.

How does Starfleet Academy balance humor with serious themes?
Here, the show’s like a tightrope walker. “Vitus Reflux” leans heavily into humor, almost to the point of dismissing the deeper questions it raises. The episode prioritizes character bonds and inventive solutions. It’s a balancing act, and whether it succeeds depends on your tolerance for lightheartedness alongside philosophical pondering. For some, it might be a breath of fresh air, others might see it as a missed opportunity for something deeper.
The infiltration montage (Jay-den cloning Kelrec’s eye, Caleb stealing the Mugato costume, Sam using her holographic abilities) signals that any serious exploration of Starfleet’s duality is off the table. It is a punt. But, that’s okay.
Charm Offensive
The goal isn’t to answer deep questions. It’s to strengthen the bonds between the students. Chancellor Ake champions the idea that these kids, aware of the galaxy’s harshness, need moments of levity. “Vitus Reflux” succeeds on this front.
It’s lighthearted and earnest. The cadet friendships solidify, and the resolution—silly as it is—emphasizes inventive problem-solving and teamwork. However, this approach might not convince skeptics that Trek‘s core values remain intact beneath the surface. This show, at its core, is like a soufflé: light, airy, and enjoyable, but perhaps lacking the substance of a hearty stew.
Is Starfleet Academy suitable for younger viewers?
Given its focus on youthful characters and relatively lighthearted tone, Starfleet Academy is definitely more accessible to younger audiences than some of the darker, more complex Trek series. However, it still touches upon some important themes about teamwork, problem-solving, and the balance between exploration and militarization.
Perhaps it’s better for Starfleet Academy to avoid a question that even the best Star Trek has struggled with. For now, the charm offensive works. At some point, though, the show must tackle weightier matters. After all, it’s all fun and games until someone gets assimilated, right?
Vitus Reflux pushes the show’s balance between Star Trek ideas and its youthful vibe to a fun, if fruitless, stretching point.
But is it sustainable in the long run?