In dramaland, leading ladies often find themselves torn between the love of two equally attractive men — a choice none of us would want to make! But what if you did have to pick between the frustrating lawyer and the adorkable police officer? In this feature, we ask you to make the difficult decisions — and we aren’t limiting our options to dreamy oppas.
Vote via the poll and feel free to use the comments to explain exactly how you were able to choose! So, Beanies:
WOULD YOU RATHER #48 RESULTS
In what was probably our most absurd prompt yet, Beanies decided that having knives sprout from their backs when angry was a lesser evil than being plagued by uncontrollable hair growth. Only @jerrykuvira — under the proviso that the hair growth be restricted to the Elvis-like sideburns featured in DNA Lover — and @kmoon79, who admits to having a temper, commented to show their support for the hairier option. The rest of you, however, had a lot to say about why you wanted knives growing out your backs, but for the most part, y’all fell into two camps: those who don’t get angry and figured their lives wouldn’t be impacted by the knives much — like @welh640, @jillian, @sunnyboo, and @lillamy — and those that actually seemed kind of excited to have their own personal knife set growing out of their back.
In addition to thinking the knives would “look kinda cool,” @jls943 figured the back blades would be an excellent defense against K-drama serial killers. Or, for a slightly more real-world application, having a built-in defense mechanism would be, according to @ceciliedk, ideal for when someone deliberately invades your personal space or touches you aggressively. That’s certainly one way to combat perverts on the subway! However, if your blood pressure tends to rise while watching K-dramas, like @enriquequierecagar, then you’re going to have to get used to watching dramas in less comfortable positions or else you’ll be regularly replacing your mattress and sofa cushions. Actually, according to @mreverything, you should probably avoid a lot of things if you’re prone to anger, like “balloons, and children, and small animals, and windows…” Personally, I just love the idea of us all running around like angry little hedgehogs whenever someone cuts us off in traffic.